librarycards:

under my benevolent dictatorship everyone will be in their jammies at 7pm. because that'sjammy time

lamphous:

hyrude:

i’ve searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can’t find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

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londonsboy:

it’s crazy how i will be having the worst time of my life and i will still be on here . Reblogging posts

londonsboy:

it’s crazy how i will be having the worst time of my life and i will still be on here . Reblogging posts

londonsboy:

it’s crazy how i will be having the worst time of my life and i will still be on here . Reblogging posts

nitw:

nitw:

nitw:

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

“theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!” “oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!” GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

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